A Global Warming nightmare about Bush, "Condi", "Slick Chicanery", and "Snarl Rove"
This nightmare is a VERY SERIOUS and surprising examination
of Bush's TOTALLY
irresponsible policy on Global Warming.

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With assistance from his two evil fiends
"Slick Chicanery"  and  "Snarl Rove",
(Bush's personal Thug and Bully),

George explains 'Flat-Earth' to a very reluctant Condoleezza Rice . . . .

"Condi, I want you to understand my 'Flat Earth' ideas
so you can re-educate those Concerned Scientists,
the Global Warming people, the science guys.

The WORLD'S SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY
is against me on Global Warming.

Even the Inuit have turned against me.
What is wrong with everyone?
I cannot understand.

Have the people have found out that I'm a FRAUD?
Have they caught on that I'm a cowboy without cows
and a legend in my own mind?

Why can't anyone understand my fictional, faith based science?

And I can't cave in to science that is based on FACT, real science.
I would lose my contribution base: OIL , lumber,
big drug companies, tobacco industry, Wall Street.

I wouldn't get cash from the money guys,
like my friend 'Kenny Boy' Lay......the money would stop.

Those scientists must be made to understand my thinking.
On a Flat Earth those nasty carbon monoxide gasses
will drift off into space, to the moon."

Mr. President,
if I may please interrupt,
it is carbon dioxide gas
which is causing............the global warming
which you do not believe in.
Remember the March 2003
Pentagon report
on greenhouse gasses?

"Gasses are gasses Condi.
It does not matter anyway.

Condi .....you just gotta stare at those guys
the way you look at me
when I come up with one of my loopy ideas.

That look of yours will knock them dead."

Mr. President.
Was it Mr. Cheney who told you
'dilution is the answer to pollution'

and

' Conservation
may be
a sign of personal virtue
but it is not a sufficient basis
for a sound,
comprehensive
energy policy. '
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** (This irresponsible statement about energy policy is an actual Cheney quote.

Chicanery is suffering from brain dysfunction. Face it, Cheney has "gone mental".)

"Mr. Chicanery did tell me something I can use.
Liberals are the only people who live downstream.
I love that one.
Every morning when I get up
I walk over to the river.
I save on flush water.
I'm a conservative."

(This is my best recollection of a really bad dream I had.)

Bush was "Governor Death"

Is he now "President Torture" ?

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