** (This irresponsible statement about energy policy is an actual Cheney quote.
Chicanery is suffering from brain dysfunction. Face it, Cheney has "gone mental".)

"Mr. Chicanery did tell me something I can use.
Liberals are the only people who live downstream.
I love that one.
Every morning when I get up
I walk over to the river.
I save on flush water.
I'm a conservative."

(This is my best recollection of a really bad dream I had.)
Bush was "Governor Death"

Is he now "President Torture" ?